President Obama Farts on Air Force One and Blames Climate Change and the VA Veterans Administration and Fracking AP Story, U.S.A. Today, New York Times reports Blast on Air Force One in Flight to Afghanistan President Barack Obama declared the No Fart Policy and the VA Veterans Administration by executive order. President Obama forbid farting inside VA Veterans Administration Hospitals today to avoid the bad smell left over from government health care. He declared that there must be considerable reduction in farts inside all government buildings not including the Oval Office. Quote the President' "There would be nothing better, nothing would please me more, to have a heavy penalty against the old soldiers that have farted inside my government hospitals." "I therefore declare a law, by executive order, prohibiting all farting through legislation inside VA Veterans Administration old soldiers homes and hospitals."

President Barack Obama declared the No Fart Policy and the VA Veterans Administration by executive order.  President Obama forbid farting inside VA Veterans Administration Hospitals today to avoid the bad smell left over from government health care.  He declared that there must be considerable reduction in farts inside all government buildings not including the Oval Office.  Quote the President' "There would be nothing better, nothing would please me more, to have a heavy penalty against the old soldiers that have farted inside my government hospitals."  "I therefore declare a law, by executive order, prohibiting all farting through legislation inside VA Veterans Administration old soldiers homes and hospitals."  "The business of health care, known as ObamaCare, is an investment and to insure a normal return no persons shall be allowed to fart or poop on my government programs."  

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The NSA, CIA and  FBI, states; that it is impossible to estimate if Presidents Obama order will advance his agenda on Climate Change and Government Health Care as proposed by the Executive Order.