"So
this is Oshkosh?" Hillary looked out the bus window while she rubbed her
red eyes back to life... Bill's cigar smoking had almost made her sick again as
she sneezed one more time... he blew smoke in her face on purpose.. the bastard.
"Yes
Dear, this is Oshkosh and it's going to be our new home for a few
years." Bill Clinton turned away
from the window and wondered how long it would take to get off this fucking
bus... Oshkosh is where they get off and their private bus ride was a lot
better than a sheriffs bus that transported prisoners, at least he got to
smoke... a guy who knew a guy arranged the special bus ride out of view of the main stream media...
The
New York Times had called Bill Clinton one of the greatest men that ever lived
as he was broad-minded, big hearted and brilliant at government and politics
but all that died when Donald Trump became president of the United States and
Christie became AG Attorney General and indicted the entire Clinton Foundation
board of directors including the Clinton's.
That
God-Damn email server scandal had them locked up for seven years in a federal
medium security facility in Oshkosh so how bad could it be. Bill Clinton wasn't that worried because he knew a lot of the people locked up in Oshkosh.. some real players in Washington D.C. but, no LGBT queers were allowed, well he hoped.
Hillary
was still blowing off steam but Bill Clinton always knew that if you ain't
invited to diner you should stay out of the kitchen. The Email Server Scandal and selling all
those national secrets was the final straw and then the criminal investigation
of the Clinton Foundation did them in. Vladimir Putin published on all the top secret documents hacked off the secret computer email server in the Clinton basement...well that did it...
The
FBI Director, the new guy, not FBI Director James Coney, invited the Clinton's
to dinner in Philadelphia to tell them the evidence against them in person with
about twenty Federal Marshalls standing around. He also had the arrest warrants in his pocket but he insisted that the Clinton's try the buffet before they took off..
Incidentally
the dinner was great but the Clinton's left their last supper in hand cuffs and
some Jewish Rabbi saying a prayer for them. They understood that some Trump people were there filming everything.. second term election footage.. Bill just knew it...
Bill
had wanted to take some scraps of food but the dish was too hot to pick up so
he got into the van like he was ordered and him and Hillary were driven to the
federal court house, then jail, then the judge and then the lock up behind bars
and now this hot bus ride. The Clinton's wanted to fly to jail like you see on the movies but the U.S. Marshall's Service had some severe budget cuts with Trump in the White House.
Hillary
Clinton kept mumbling about missing Huma because she had her heart set on a
weekend in the mountains with her Muslim girlfriend before the cops showed up. She was still holding the basket of grapes
she had ordered for Huma Abedin which was some kind of proof of love if you
were a Muslim radical lesbian or something or another. Bill could care less but he was good at pretending.. He had told Hillary not to run for the White House.. but the Vagina party had a lot of members.. it was a woman's turn..
There
was no proof of civilization in Oshkosh, outside the prison anyway as it was
all guards and tall fences. It was kind of cloudy but the sun was out and it felt good.
Bill Clinton
knew this would be like a walk on the beach but Hillary was truly worried about
not being able to dye her hair and all the grey showing.
Still
rubbing her eyes.. "Come on grandma - we can get off the bus now." as
Bill helped Hillary stand up and even carried the grapes for her...
"How
did they find out Billy? ... Hillary almost shuffled down the aisle of bus
seats and started to cry as they stepped off the bus..
"Barack
Obama's Revenge sweetheart - that's all it was Tit Bits." so Bill helped
her off the bus and stepped on the everyday sidewalk except it would lead them
to prison.
"Don't
call me Tit Bits, please Bill." ... Hillary didn't like the nicknames but
she didn't have the heart to quarrel with the bastard today... not the first
day in prison..
For
a moment there was complete silence... there she was...
Loretta
Lynch kept a government job but it sure was a different job as she was now the
prison warden in Oshkosh and enthusiastically she waved at the Clinton's and so
did Barack Obama who stopped racking the gravel bed next to the sidewalk...
Barack
Obama's flesh colored prison shirt had a number printed on it in big bold black
letters but that boy's hand was just waving as fast as he could... but Hillary
coughed that disgusted tone again... "Bill.. we don't have to live with the darkies do we?" Hillary refused to wave back but she managed that shit eating smile that made her famous..
Bill
Clinton had requested a video copy of Hamilton so Loretta Lynch started to wave
that too... the Clinton friends even had Bill Clinton a young girl hidden away
ready to dance...
Maybe
in a few days the ragged edge would wear off and Hillary could settle down and
stop the reluctant prisoner routine.
Barack Obama handed them both a big square white bread ham sandwich and
even if the bread was stale it tasted good with that sweet iced tea.. it was their first medium security picnic..
"Darn-dest
luck Bill Clinton" Barack Obama was scatchin his balls like most black
people and handed Bill yesterday's newspaper..
"Good
thing you're in jail Bill...that daughter you were banging started to talk to
the newspapers after they took you away..." Jesse Jackson started to laugh as he walked
up and slapped Bill on the back surely glad to see an old friend.
"Hey
Bill".. did you leave a note telling your people where you had
gone?".... That James Comey..always had a line.. even if he didn't have a job for the next 10 to 20 years.
It was good to be Oshkosh,
.
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