I guess you already
know that a politician like Marco Rubio is kind of like growing mushrooms in
your basement. Politicians are grown on
horse manure or in Marco Rubio's case Bull Sh.it (BS) so you need to wonder about
the constant smell.
We're starting to
open up that old cellar door on Marco Rubio but you guessed it the court
records concerning his arrest have been destroyed. I guess he looked pretty made way back in
1990 when they cuffed his ass up and stuffed him inside a police car. This was most likely the first verifiable
layer of horse manure which became his foundation as an upstanding Hispanic
living the American dream.
Most politicians
look interesting until you learn the entire story or at least a partial truth
that's never talked about. I guess Marco
Rubio was born with a bit of gamblers blood running through his veins because
his lack of cash has never stopped him from climbing to the next level. You can be sure there was a lot of road
blocks for Rubio on his highway to success but paying his bills was a big
one. He at last talked his way into
office and got paid, then got a book deal and then bought a boat.
It seems he's an
anchor baby from Cuba but he's still white enough and cool enough in Florida
surrounded by Cuban's to gain political power for favors.
Marco Rubio needs a
lot of horse manure so you can expect some endless chain of people helping him
but not being able to show one Rubio accomplishment.
With proper
watering, ventilating and manure he should last through South Carolina if the
media doesn't look to close into his background. The decomposition of his history isn't that
tough because people are starting to talk.
Fortunately manure
will lose some of its odor in time but you're always going to look around for
what smells too ripe as the political race gets hot this summer.
You best not
harvest this Rubio mushroom,
.
