To assure that the unemployed, underemployed, colored people, illegal aliens and fellow union members can receive free food at McDonalds the Obama government imposes restrictions on working and retired people today. The AARP representing the older welfare class objected for only moments as Homeland Security officials quickly told them they didn't want any problems with the "aged class" during this very special day of food, fun and prosperity for coloreds and other needy minority groups.

“What the Doctor Can’t Order—You Can,” President Barack Obama and McDonalds is giving away a free hamburger and a small order or French fries today in support of the millions of Americans stuck on unemployment.  "You might find McDonalds absurd in many things but free hamburgers and fries cannot be all bad" stated President Obama. 

"Those bastards don't pay well but damn they make a good hamburger and keep some of the coloreds working and the poor white trash off park benches" Hillary Rodham Clinton was overhead to say talking to Oprah over her cell phone.

McDonalds announced this dramatic give away in appreciation of all the American citizens that are continuing the struggle with unemployment and the weak economy. "People don't hire the Negro in big numbers so we're going to help feed them"   the first sign stated that went up early this morning.  Reverend Jesse Jackson Senior will be one of the first in line as he received a special McTation by email last week from McDonalds and sponsored by CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC which allows the reverend Jackson to receive more free food than the average colored man expected to show up today. Reverend Jackson was pleased with the McTation as he can also order food for his jailed son Jesse Jackson Junior which became another convicted colored felon recently. 

McDonalds expects this to arouse the unemployed person off the couch and enjoy their fantastic McDonalds burger and fries for free.  The National Health Services and  Obama Care administrators have promised not to enforce medical services laws that have outlawed the cheap burgers which has met with strong resistance by union members belonging to SEIU and the AFL-CIO and its leadership.

McDonalds has been subject to great criticism over the last few years for offering minimum wage jobs and little true opportunity of advancement to under-educated and under-achieving workers across the United States. McDonalds plans to give away millions of dollar hamburgers and small fries free of charge to any person that walks into one of the many thousands of McDonalds restaurants today. We're loving it and in general terms support McDonalds and their efforts to feed the colored populations of urban centers.  This is not the unrestricted giveaway like Obama Care because "only domestic animals can be fed" stated the leaked memo as Obama Care, SNAP food stamps, section eight housing and free cell phones offered by Obama is free to illegal aliens, terrorists and colored citizens. 

McDonalds, Wal-mart, Wendy's, Burger King and the Obama administration may include free haircutting services, free veterinary services for small animals owned by poor people that cannot afford to feed them and other services. Other big market players might jump in and offer free repair services for the free government computers and free cell phone covers for the free government cell phones.  The long ago ACORN group surfaced just a little today to praise the president and ducked back undercover as they seem very shy of cameras and reporters. 

The logical implication is that the roads will be full today as colored people, terrorists and union members are expected to flood the McDonalds near you.  Other interest groups like the Muslim Brotherhood shows some distaste in regards to the McDonalds offer due to no McTation received at their world headquarters in Saudi Arabia.  Syrian officials stated that their McTation was hand delivered by Secretary of State John Kerry and they were promised all the Heinz catsup they wanted.

To assure that the unemployed, underemployed, colored people, illegal aliens and fellow union members can receive free food at McDonalds the Obama government imposes restrictions on working and retired  people today.  The AARP representing the older welfare class objected for only moments as Homeland Security officials quickly told them they didn't want any problems with the "aged class" during this very special day of food, fun and prosperity for coloreds and other needy minority groups.

The federal reserve has warned McDonalds that offering free food to poor people may increase the demand and expectations for daily meals from welfare families.  Further, Obama spokesperson stated that the McDonalds increase in the supply of cheap fries and burgers may cause bread (bun) shortages in the free market.

The bakers have promised to honor their obligations to McDonalds and recalled their laid off bakers to increase their product output.  Former President William Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton have made untold statements concerning the big McDonalds giveaway but they didn't want to be quoted due to the high number of colored people expected.

Mr. Obama, does want fries.

We're lovin it.

In other good news the Syrian War has been avoided thanks to a McMiracle and the old Soviet Union (Russia) coming to the aid of Obama and the Syrian dictator. The Syrians have promised not to gas and kill any more citizens which was great news for the Obama administration.  Rumor has it that major U.S. based companies have also informed the White House that they will try and sneak better products into Syria to help during the civil war.  Syrian citizens have long complained about no services from Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonalds, Burger King and have suffered long enough without Sears and K-Mart within their borders.  The NAACP declared Syrian dictator as a "friend of color" and they pledged to help the colored dictator learn how to control the media and get what they want.