Imagine Obama looking at the steam engine and with his left hand he scratches another match against the wood pile. He hopes again that the little flame will ignite the ObamaCare steam engine but he's on his last match. Obama has everything invested, lock stock and barrel so ObamaCare has just gotta work because it's his darling. He would love to have a coal fire but the nut jobs that elected him dared him to use coal to create heat so he chopped up some kindling wood and hoped for the best.
The Obama Steam Engine that would drive ObamaCare couldn't get up a head of steam and he even had an E.P.A. nuclear engineer come over and take a look. The engineer was amazed that the Steam Gennie cost a Trillion dollars but he didn't know much about steam but was willing to learn. Obama was sure the guy was a homosexual and voted for him so he pushed the guy hard to get the thing running.
Obama took a break and watched the little tiny flame flicker in and out and sat down disgusted right in the middle of the wood pile. The amazing fact discovered by the nuclear engineer is that the ObamaCare steam engine defied all the laws of physics but hesitated to inform the president. The EPA engineer knew that the steam engine was the pride and joy of the president so he would have to brainstorm the problem and call in some mechanics and even plumbers.
Some big firms showed up under DOD contracts and pondered at first why would anybody build a steam engine without a coal fire. Over a dozen engineers and tradesmen looked over the Obama contraption and suggested to the president that he fuel the fire with gas as it was cheap and clean. Obama insisted on the strange diet of physics and assured them that it would work if they could get some steam.
The president stood up in the middle of the wood pile and said we just need a bunch of little kindling wood to start the larger logs to get the bonfire we need. It was kind of strange to see the president standing in the middle of a wood pile shouting to engineers, builders, plumbers and even the White House lawn guy showed up. Michelle came out and wanted to kick the can and Barack informed her it was called a boiler.
Michelle informed the president that the Treasury Department had called and they needed some pocket money. He gave Michelle the key to the vault in the basement and sent her wide ass back inside to grab some cash. She came back about ten minutes later to return the government key and while she was handing the key back to Barack she dropped some cash and that bogus fiat money caught fire the instant it hit the tiny flame. Barack was shouting watch that money burn baby just look at that.
Obama sent Michelle back in the house to get a few sacks of money because he had solved the problem. He told the engineers to step back as he tossed the cash from top of the wood pile and saw the steam pressure gauge bump up just a little.
This son-of-a-bitch runs by burning cash so we got it made Barack screamed across the White House lawn.
He sent the engineers into the basement to gather up dozens of cash drawers and sent Pedro to get him a cold beer because running a steam engine was hot work.
Barack also had them tote out the wooden indian in the basement and tossed that on the growing fire under the ObamaCare steam boiler. The song birds were getting spooked because they were some sparks floating around but the boiler was getting some pressure. Barack yelled more money and the Treasury official came out and said we're about out. He also asked Barack why was he in the middle of the wood pile?
Barack told them to call the drive-in which was his pet name for the Federal Reserve and tell them to send more money because Obama was going to make ObamaCare hotter than hell. Barack was pleased because the myth about burning taxpayer money was busted. The president knew it was illegal to burn in the open on the White House grounds but the ground tramps would have to suck it up. ObamaCare was going to get some steam if he had to burn the furniture.
He noticed a roach running away from the wood pile and made a joke about the Tea Party and everybody kind of laughed until they noticed the steam pressure gauge. Mr. President you've built up some steam here but it's not hooked up to anything?
What do you mean? The president was having fun tossing cash into the fire.
You've got steam Mr. President but it's not hooked up to anything so it could blow up.
With some assistance the engineers, mechanics, plumbers and the lawn guy they explained that he should stop tossing the cash because now it was a bomb. Barack laughed at that and noticed the roach running back to the wood pile for safety.
ObamaCare was the latest socialist convenience and the mystery of how it works was about to be displayed to the world. Obama had tossed a billion bucks into the fire and the trillion dollar boiler gauges were pinging the red marks of high pressure warnings.
Flame and Fortune the president declared and everybody took a step back. They knew he meant fame and fortune and had made another joke as the boiler was turning black because of the large flames fueled by cash money, the folding kind.
Let the Tea-Bag devils feel that heat. The president knew that the Tea-Bag nuts were imbeciles and they all told him that ObamaCare would never work.
The spy agency guy came by and wondered if the president would mind burning up some secret documents that the Congress was looking for recently. Obama loved the idea but told the spy guy to go check with the NSA and the CIA before they burnt the stuff up. Obama wanted to keep the stuff about Van Jones and Piers Morgan but it was o.k. to burn the McConnell files and the FBI files on Boehner, Cruz, Palin and Mike Lee because he had enough to burn their ass without the paper files. The president did mention that they should burn up the stock market and banking stuff files before Jim DeMint and Rand Paul got their hands on the stuff.
A White House butler came out and told the president that Van Jones was at the back door and wanted to see the president before the evening news. The butler handed the president a note that was folded up and only one word was written inside "ACORN".
Another butler came out with a folded note, the word inside, "EBT"
Barack turned around a whole line of butlers with folded notes in their hand waiting their turn at the wood pile for the president.
He just grabbed the notes as fast as he could and dismissed the butlers;
"Walmart Pissed"
"Republicans Pissed"
"Harry Pissed"
"Nancy Pissed"
"Cruz Smiling"
"Palin Out and About"
"SEIU said yes"
"Army guys moving barriers"
"CBS yes on another interview"
"Hillary called back"
"Bill Clinton called you"
"Navigators Dumb"
"Stock Up Big"
"Dollar Value Down"
"Stop Burning Money Dummy"
The last note was signed by Michelle and she was waving at him from the back porch of the White House standing with Van Jones and Newt. He loved that women even though she could be a little bitchy but after all she did have all the brains.
Newt waved like a son-of-a-bitch and Barack waved back.
He really loved Newt and loved how he was always around to help.
The ObamaCare boiler started to make some kind of noise and the visiting I.R.S. guy told Barack you might want to back off on the steam Barack before it blows up in your face. The CIA guy wanted to talk about Benghazi but the NSA told him to shut the hell up because Hillary wanted to be president.
In all reality Barack was tired of all the notes and problems and all these human apes running around on his grass plus his stupid dogs. The merry-go-round was hooked up to the steam boiler and that son-of-a-bitch started to spin like mad. Barack loved machinery even though he didn't now how stuff really worked.
He found steam to be some kind of mysterious servant so he knew he would have to get a few guys to keep the cash fire burning. Now that he got the merry-go-round going he felt a little better but ObamaCare still didn't work.
He would call some more guys over and see if he couldn't hook up the merry-go-round to ObamaCare but the engineers told him it would never work.
Barack grabbed one of the porters and told him to burn the cash because the president can't do everything.
Barack looked around a saw a thousand servants wanting to serve him, it was great to be king.
He noticed a roach running away from the wood pile and made a joke about the Tea Party and everybody kind of laughed until they noticed the steam pressure gauge. Mr. President you've built up some steam here but it's not hooked up to anything?
What do you mean? The president was having fun tossing cash into the fire.
You've got steam Mr. President but it's not hooked up to anything so it could blow up.
With some assistance the engineers, mechanics, plumbers and the lawn guy they explained that he should stop tossing the cash because now it was a bomb. Barack laughed at that and noticed the roach running back to the wood pile for safety.
ObamaCare was the latest socialist convenience and the mystery of how it works was about to be displayed to the world. Obama had tossed a billion bucks into the fire and the trillion dollar boiler gauges were pinging the red marks of high pressure warnings.
Flame and Fortune the president declared and everybody took a step back. They knew he meant fame and fortune and had made another joke as the boiler was turning black because of the large flames fueled by cash money, the folding kind.
Let the Tea-Bag devils feel that heat. The president knew that the Tea-Bag nuts were imbeciles and they all told him that ObamaCare would never work.
The spy agency guy came by and wondered if the president would mind burning up some secret documents that the Congress was looking for recently. Obama loved the idea but told the spy guy to go check with the NSA and the CIA before they burnt the stuff up. Obama wanted to keep the stuff about Van Jones and Piers Morgan but it was o.k. to burn the McConnell files and the FBI files on Boehner, Cruz, Palin and Mike Lee because he had enough to burn their ass without the paper files. The president did mention that they should burn up the stock market and banking stuff files before Jim DeMint and Rand Paul got their hands on the stuff.
A White House butler came out and told the president that Van Jones was at the back door and wanted to see the president before the evening news. The butler handed the president a note that was folded up and only one word was written inside "ACORN".
Another butler came out with a folded note, the word inside, "EBT"
Barack turned around a whole line of butlers with folded notes in their hand waiting their turn at the wood pile for the president.
He just grabbed the notes as fast as he could and dismissed the butlers;
"Walmart Pissed"
"Republicans Pissed"
"Harry Pissed"
"Nancy Pissed"
"Cruz Smiling"
"Palin Out and About"
"SEIU said yes"
"Army guys moving barriers"
"CBS yes on another interview"
"Hillary called back"
"Bill Clinton called you"
"Navigators Dumb"
"Stock Up Big"
"Dollar Value Down"
"Stop Burning Money Dummy"
The last note was signed by Michelle and she was waving at him from the back porch of the White House standing with Van Jones and Newt. He loved that women even though she could be a little bitchy but after all she did have all the brains.
Newt waved like a son-of-a-bitch and Barack waved back.
He really loved Newt and loved how he was always around to help.
The ObamaCare boiler started to make some kind of noise and the visiting I.R.S. guy told Barack you might want to back off on the steam Barack before it blows up in your face. The CIA guy wanted to talk about Benghazi but the NSA told him to shut the hell up because Hillary wanted to be president.
In all reality Barack was tired of all the notes and problems and all these human apes running around on his grass plus his stupid dogs. The merry-go-round was hooked up to the steam boiler and that son-of-a-bitch started to spin like mad. Barack loved machinery even though he didn't now how stuff really worked.
He found steam to be some kind of mysterious servant so he knew he would have to get a few guys to keep the cash fire burning. Now that he got the merry-go-round going he felt a little better but ObamaCare still didn't work.
He would call some more guys over and see if he couldn't hook up the merry-go-round to ObamaCare but the engineers told him it would never work.
Barack grabbed one of the porters and told him to burn the cash because the president can't do everything.
Barack looked around a saw a thousand servants wanting to serve him, it was great to be king.
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