Nancy Pelosi and 72 Virgins showed up at the White House as Obama was skinny dipping again, with his Secret Service detail supervisor. Nancy Pelosi told Barack that HAMAS is from Heaven and they're just a humanitarian organization trying to help the children of Israel escape the devil. Obama was out to destroy the Constitution so he wasn't sure what the hell Nancy wanted. Barack looked over at this nude babe and beauty Secret Service agent floating within ten feet of him with the 40 pound "nuclear football" that she was obligated to keep close to the commander in chief. Obama was sure the Secret Service agent was a Communist or at least a Socialist and her folks from Palestine would be proud of her, working at the White House, guarding the President, carrying the nuclear football of freedom and watching the Presidents "little Johnson" plow the sparkling swimming pool water. Barack couldn't really jump that high for a black man but his "little Johnson" could bounce a ball. Nancy Pelosi took all her clothes off, Barack turned away, and she walked down the concrete pool steps, until, thank goodness, the water covered up her little breasts.
Nancy's 72 virgins did the same thing and Barack's "little Johnson" jumped for joy until Michelle sprang up from the deep end forcing Barack's little Johnson to stand at ease. Obama ordered Nancy Pelosi to stay to his left, her position in politics as Barack dived from his Secret Service agents long and slender legs under the water. The agent jumped as Obama came up too soon and started some kind of pussy riot below the water and below the agents waist line. Nancy became alarmed and pull at Barack's ball and noticed that they were hard and not as soft as everybody said, of course Nancy pulled on the wrong ball and the reporters would note that the explosion, well the blast or maybe the eruption of Barack Obama's ball could be seen for miles. The nuclear football,
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