Especially excited to find out that Hillary Rodham Clinton got screwed, maybe the first time in many many years. Hillary was SCHLONGED by Barack Obama and now the plan is for Hillary Clinton to SCHLONG every dumb American that votes for her. Yes, Obama screwed Hillary Clinton just like ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, and CNN have screwed you every day before and sense Barack Obama took power. Hillary Clinton is a political whore so Obama didn't find a virgin when he SCHOLONGED Hillary so the media should skip the fake humiliation and the bully talk from Hillary. Hillary has been accused of having a hit list, like a real one, bullets on car seats, visits from strong men.. so let's relax.. Hillary got SCHLONGED...
Here’s what Trump said. “Everything that’s been
involved in Hillary has been losses,” Trump averred. “Even her race to Obama,
she was going to beat Obama. I don’t know who’d be worse. I don’t know. How
does it get worse?
She was favored to win and she got schlonged.”
Schlong, of course, is Yiddish for penis. So she
got reamed. Or screwed. Or any other plethora of English-language equivalents.
But no, Trump’s vulgarity is suddenly the talk of
the town. Not Hillary’s lies about Trump appearing ISIS promotional videos. The
fact that Hillary Clinton must face down that awful sexist New Yorker who made
a foreign-language reference to a penis.
Well, bring forth the fainting couch.
Jennifer Palmieri, Hillary’s campaign
communications director, tweeted, “We are not responding to Trump but everyone
who understands the humiliation this degrading language inflicts on all women
should.”
Yes, Hillary surely feels degraded by Trump’s
comments. Hillary, that delicate little flower who campaigns with a woman who
labeled her 5-year-old sister “sex property” and dropped a false rape
allegation against an innocent man. Hillary, that Arkansas belle who attacks
her husband’s sexual assault victims. Hillary, that magnificent specimen of
feminism, who laughs at legally defending a child molester. Hillary, that
blooming rose of womanhood, who rides her husband’s semen-stained coattails to
the White House.
What’ll she do if she hears the word “schlong”?
Now, it may be true that Hillary herself has been
known to drop some rather salty language of her own, and toss a few lamps here
and there. But it’s not as though her party is filled with such characters.
It’s not as though Barack Obama wrote a letter to a
fifth-grade schoolteacher in which he labeled Tea Partiers “tea baggers,” a
term of derision used by the left that makes reference to a man dangling his
testicles above another person’s mouth. (Ironically, Obama didn’t even realize
he was using derogatory language when he wrote “tea-baggers” – he wrote, “I do
have to challenge you, though, on the notion that any citizen that disagrees
with me has been ‘targeted and ridiculed,’ or that I have ‘made fun’ of
tea-baggers.”) And it’s not as though Vice President Joe Biden dropped the same
“tea-baggers” language with regard to gun-owners. It’s not as though in 2008,
Obama labeled Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin a hog,
stating, “you can put lipstick on a pig… it’s still a pig.” In fact, Hillary
said in her book Hard Choices that the Obama campaign wanted to trot her out to
attack Palin “for being a woman.”
But no, only Trump is a vulgarian. All the rest of
our politics is highbrow and respectful.
If you believe that, you’re a schmuck.
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