Hillary Clinton does not have horns, but she does have a penis. Remarkable and shocking story recently told about the robotic Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton. Actual Russian blueprints and drawings revealed by the Pentagon to President Obama, proving once and for all that Hillary Clinton does not have horns but has a mechanical penis, a vital part of her mechanism to transfer data updates from her masters in Communist Russia.
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The Clinton's have been discovered,
the shocking news, that they are both Androids -
not human at all.
At the Pentagon briefing for president Barack Obama, the
shocking news was revealed that left Barack Obama clinging to his command
chair. The four star general, joint
chief of staff looms over the actual blueprints of Hillary Clinton and Bill
Clinton which is proof positive that both the Clinton's are robotic and are
wind or solar powered machines, depending on conditions. The Caliphate rages on
in Syria, Iran, Iraq, Turkey, Egypt and Libya and the general explains, these
Islamic Muslim Communist Robots are everywhere and the original artwork and
plans for Hillary and Bill Clinton were on full display. The actual life like Robots of Bill and Hillary
shocked the president as the Pentagon warned Barack Obama, we can only follow
them, not stop them, they're supper non human robotic brains have no
compassion, just goals and targets.
Barack Obama, the boy that always smiles, seemingly not
having the strength to carry on fetched his iphone from it's hiding place
inside his coat pocket and carefully punched in his secret codes that connected
him to Susan Rice and Valeri Jarrett inside the White House. Barack Obama thought Donald Trump had loose
nuts and bolts but the general made everything very clear. Hillary is robotic a fu.king machine, busted
up, old software and controlled by the Russian Communist Vladimir Putin which
explained Syria, Crimea and the Ukraine, the Hillary and Bill Clinton robots were
programmed to sell out America and help the Russian Empire conquer the world.
The Clinton Machine secrets were learned because no human
being could consume so much liquor and cocaine as Bill Clinton had done and
live. Bill had to be a machine to stay
up day after day having constant sex with human woman, drinking and digesting
drugs year after year. It was discovered
later by NASA engineers that Bill and Hillary Clinton Machine simply have the
ability to suck things in and hold anything within their internal filters.
Like a swollen river his words were fast and streamed the
shocking news about the Clinton's right to the situation room, already
assembled waiting on the current events and news about Islamic Radical
Terrorists inside America.
With great care the general lifted his hand to reveal the
original design drawings of Hillary Rodham Clinton as the president descended
deeper into horror and fear as this was the most protected secret within the
Pentagon.
R and R industries, (Russian Retro Industries) working within
closed engineering and design cells within Communist Soviet Russia had designed
the political monsters with a physical
presence that could fool almost any human being on earth. The manufactured Hillary Clinton first before
they perfected the good looks of Bill Clinton, leaving Hillary Clinton a little
off color, at times her skins shell yellows in the sun and at times her bottom
leaks fluids of various colors. But all
in all, they perfected the Clinton's as far as the technology would go in the
50's and 60's.
In the dimly lit office deep inside the Pentagon the general
continued his briefing of Barack Obama and it became a hothouse of secrets and
evil plans.
The Russians planted the Clinton's inside the Southern
Portion of the United States and recovering them every four months for secret
updates and program changes.
Seamlessly the secret briefing continued all morning as
Barack Obama was shocked and afraid. The
Clinton's had been designed to enter the U.S. Federal Government in Washington
D.C. and gather top secrets and then transmit them to Moscow and the Communist
leadership inside the Kremlin itself.
The Russian engineer Nikolas was the one that first noticed
that the robot Bill Clinton had some kind of eccentric software bug as the Bill
Clinton Android kept transmitting secret U.S. Government information to the
Communist nation of China and not Russia.
Bill Clinton's internal program directed him to sell secrets
to a Communist nation so Nikolas corrected the error and information, now correctly
flowed to Communist Russia.
The Clinton androids have been programmed to age properly in
the human cycle so Vladimir Putin of Communist Russia has ordered a recall and
upgrade.
Many may remember that Hillary Clinton fell down and
consequently her artificial brain repeatedly kept making the same human type
errors over and over again. Her hands
now shake just a bit due to circuit problems but the errors in judgement are
getting worse which will leave Nikolas in some Russian Gulag until the problems
can be repaired.
The artificial sex drive of Hillary Clinton has been turned
off and the sex drive of Bill Clinton has been increased and at times causing
an internal fire of sparks and software problems. It is thought that the robotic coupling -
called the penis - becomes frustrated which may short out Bill Clinton's brain
for about 15 minutes at a time. The
correct term for the engineering problem concerning Bill Clinton is called
"stiff leg" which makes him a belly full of sparks day after day for
sometimes months on end.
The general paused for a moment and informed the president
of more miseries to come.
"We have bigger problems President Obama - and we think, given the time and budget we
can prove that Islamic Radical Jihadist were created in Russia, using some of
the same designs from the 1950's and 1960's which explains sir, their kind of
dumb Muslims."
Barack Obama remembered the underwear Islamic Terrorist that
almost blew off his nuts trying to blow a plane up or something. He didn't know the whole story because he
never went to the security briefings.
The generals had told him the Muslim's were like some JV junior football
team, bound to stumble, never to score any big plays.
The Russians have been working on their robots and major
advances have been made n the last ten years.
The Russians have robbed the software from the Hillary
Clinton robot android and the fighter jet F-16 software to create their robotic
daughter Chelsea and they have no idea of her capabilities.
It's suggested that Chelsea has the same robotic coupling -
penis - as Bill Clinton which explains why no person has ever seen Chelsea
Clinton in the nuts and bolts per say, nude in human terms.
"The fear Mr. President, is that Hillary Clinton will
enter the White House as President of the United States, without a brain and
without a penis."
Barack Obama became sick and vomited on the generals shoes
and proceeded to sh.it his own pants thinking about Chelsea Clinton with or
without a penis.
It was clear to Barack Obama, it was war.
The president was also warned, never to touch Donald Trumps
hair, they had some doubts at times as the self-serving president leaned back
in his leather chair.
"The whole world is upside down general!" Barack Obama turned to pick up his glass of
orange juice
"Let's just drill the bitch open!"
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