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The Clinton's have been discovered,
the shocking news, that they are both Androids -
At the Pentagon briefing for president Barack Obama, the shocking news was revealed that left Barack Obama clinging to his command chair. The four star general, joint chief of staff looms over the actual blueprints of Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton which is proof positive that both the Clinton's are robotic and are wind or solar powered machines, depending on conditions. The Caliphate rages on in Syria, Iran, Iraq, Turkey, Egypt and Libya and the general explains, these Islamic Muslim Communist Robots are everywhere and the original artwork and plans for Hillary and Bill Clinton were on full display. The actual life like Robots of Bill and Hillary shocked the president as the Pentagon warned Barack Obama, we can only follow them, not stop them, they're supper non human robotic brains have no compassion, just goals and targets.
Barack Obama, the boy that always smiles, seemingly not having the strength to carry on fetched his iphone from it's hiding place inside his coat pocket and carefully punched in his secret codes that connected him to Susan Rice and Valeri Jarrett inside the White House. Barack Obama thought Donald Trump had loose nuts and bolts but the general made everything very clear. Hillary is robotic a fu.king machine, busted up, old software and controlled by the Russian Communist Vladimir Putin which explained Syria, Crimea and the Ukraine, the Hillary and Bill Clinton robots were programmed to sell out America and help the Russian Empire conquer the world.
The Clinton Machine secrets were learned because no human being could consume so much liquor and cocaine as Bill Clinton had done and live. Bill had to be a machine to stay up day after day having constant sex with human woman, drinking and digesting drugs year after year. It was discovered later by NASA engineers that Bill and Hillary Clinton Machine simply have the ability to suck things in and hold anything within their internal filters.
The Clinton Machine secrets were learned because no human being could consume so much liquor and cocaine as Bill Clinton had done and live. Bill had to be a machine to stay up day after day having constant sex with human woman, drinking and digesting drugs year after year. It was discovered later by NASA engineers that Bill and Hillary Clinton Machine simply have the ability to suck things in and hold anything within their internal filters.
Like a swollen river his words were fast and streamed the shocking news about the Clinton's right to the situation room, already assembled waiting on the current events and news about Islamic Radical Terrorists inside America.
With great care the general lifted his hand to reveal the original design drawings of Hillary Rodham Clinton as the president descended deeper into horror and fear as this was the most protected secret within the Pentagon.
R and R industries, (Russian Retro Industries) working within closed engineering and design cells within Communist Soviet Russia had designed the political monsters with a physical presence that could fool almost any human being on earth. The manufactured Hillary Clinton first before they perfected the good looks of Bill Clinton, leaving Hillary Clinton a little off color, at times her skins shell yellows in the sun and at times her bottom leaks fluids of various colors. But all in all, they perfected the Clinton's as far as the technology would go in the 50's and 60's.
In the dimly lit office deep inside the Pentagon the general continued his briefing of Barack Obama and it became a hothouse of secrets and evil plans.
The Russians planted the Clinton's inside the Southern Portion of the United States and recovering them every four months for secret updates and program changes.
Seamlessly the secret briefing continued all morning as Barack Obama was shocked and afraid. The Clinton's had been designed to enter the U.S. Federal Government in Washington D.C. and gather top secrets and then transmit them to Moscow and the Communist leadership inside the Kremlin itself.
The Russian engineer Nikolas was the one that first noticed that the robot Bill Clinton had some kind of eccentric software bug as the Bill Clinton Android kept transmitting secret U.S. Government information to the Communist nation of China and not Russia.
Bill Clinton's internal program directed him to sell secrets to a Communist nation so Nikolas corrected the error and information, now correctly flowed to Communist Russia.
The Clinton androids have been programmed to age properly in the human cycle so Vladimir Putin of Communist Russia has ordered a recall and upgrade.
Many may remember that Hillary Clinton fell down and consequently her artificial brain repeatedly kept making the same human type errors over and over again. Her hands now shake just a bit due to circuit problems but the errors in judgement are getting worse which will leave Nikolas in some Russian Gulag until the problems can be repaired.
The artificial sex drive of Hillary Clinton has been turned off and the sex drive of Bill Clinton has been increased and at times causing an internal fire of sparks and software problems. It is thought that the robotic coupling - called the penis - becomes frustrated which may short out Bill Clinton's brain for about 15 minutes at a time. The correct term for the engineering problem concerning Bill Clinton is called "stiff leg" which makes him a belly full of sparks day after day for sometimes months on end.
The general paused for a moment and informed the president of more miseries to come.
"We have bigger problems President Obama - and we think, given the time and budget we can prove that Islamic Radical Jihadist were created in Russia, using some of the same designs from the 1950's and 1960's which explains sir, their kind of dumb Muslims."
Barack Obama remembered the underwear Islamic Terrorist that almost blew off his nuts trying to blow a plane up or something. He didn't know the whole story because he never went to the security briefings. The generals had told him the Muslim's were like some JV junior football team, bound to stumble, never to score any big plays.
"We have bigger problems President Obama - and we think, given the time and budget we can prove that Islamic Radical Jihadist were created in Russia, using some of the same designs from the 1950's and 1960's which explains sir, their kind of dumb Muslims."
Barack Obama remembered the underwear Islamic Terrorist that almost blew off his nuts trying to blow a plane up or something. He didn't know the whole story because he never went to the security briefings. The generals had told him the Muslim's were like some JV junior football team, bound to stumble, never to score any big plays.
The Russians have been working on their robots and major advances have been made n the last ten years.
The Russians have robbed the software from the Hillary Clinton robot android and the fighter jet F-16 software to create their robotic daughter Chelsea and they have no idea of her capabilities.
It's suggested that Chelsea has the same robotic coupling - penis - as Bill Clinton which explains why no person has ever seen Chelsea Clinton in the nuts and bolts per say, nude in human terms.
The Russians have robbed the software from the Hillary Clinton robot android and the fighter jet F-16 software to create their robotic daughter Chelsea and they have no idea of her capabilities.
It's suggested that Chelsea has the same robotic coupling - penis - as Bill Clinton which explains why no person has ever seen Chelsea Clinton in the nuts and bolts per say, nude in human terms.
"The fear Mr. President, is that Hillary Clinton will enter the White House as President of the United States, without a brain and without a penis."
Barack Obama became sick and vomited on the generals shoes and proceeded to sh.it his own pants thinking about Chelsea Clinton with or without a penis.
It was clear to Barack Obama, it was war.
The president was also warned, never to touch Donald Trumps hair, they had some doubts at times as the self-serving president leaned back in his leather chair.
"The whole world is upside down general!" Barack Obama turned to pick up his glass of orange juice
"Let's just drill the bitch open!"
Barack Obama became sick and vomited on the generals shoes and proceeded to sh.it his own pants thinking about Chelsea Clinton with or without a penis.
It was clear to Barack Obama, it was war.
The president was also warned, never to touch Donald Trumps hair, they had some doubts at times as the self-serving president leaned back in his leather chair.
"The whole world is upside down general!" Barack Obama turned to pick up his glass of orange juice
"Let's just drill the bitch open!"
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