The Soviet Union that Obama and other Progressives like to call Russia, since they're really nice people now has banned President Obama, I guess China Michelle Obama also, Pussy Riot and the snake of all snakes John Kerry. As the Ukraine falls into war over Crimea and Putin land grab the Obama first lady plays table tennis with the Chinese menace and Obama watches movies.
These include a photo of a bowl of candy with a sign in front of it "advising customers that only those recognizing Crimea's decision to join Russia may help themselves to candy." They also include a photo of a telecommunications business that has banned Obama from their premises and another shop that has banned Obama, the punk band Pussy Riot, and John Kerry.
A Russian cupcake maker now refers to chocolate cupcakes as "Obama" cupcakes and to chocolate and rum muffins as "Drunk Obama" muffins.
As Obama plays president, Russian submarines surface in Alaska and in the Gulf of Mexico. Missiles can hit America in Seven minutes as Obama hopes economic sanctions shield 10 million American from Russian Death Missile off our coast. Chairman Mao Communist Yellow Menace Dictator T-Shirts with Obama Image big seller in China.
As Obama plays president, Russian submarines surface in Alaska and in the Gulf of Mexico. Missiles can hit America in Seven minutes as Obama hopes economic sanctions shield 10 million American from Russian Death Missile off our coast. Chairman Mao Communist Yellow Menace Dictator T-Shirts with Obama Image big seller in China.
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