Michelle Obama and Barack Obama squealed with delight as they discovered that thousands of wetbacks were crossing the border, just like they planned. Barack knew that ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC would follow the line because it was about dollars and not news. The news business had been dead for years and had been bought and paid for by major advertisers who also gave money to the DNC.

Michelle Obama and Barack Obama squealed with delight as they discovered that thousands of wetbacks were crossing the border, just like they planned.  Barack knew that ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC and even CNN would follow the line because it was about dollars and not news.  The news business had been dead for years and had been bought and paid for by major advertisers who also gave money to the DNC. 

The illegal alien crossing's had been going on for years but Obama told his boys to let the news out.. he needed some relief from all the other scandals.. as they both smiled watching FOX news swallow the bait. Barack always counted on FOX news to pound him about something but he needed their help this time.  The White House was leaking information to FOX and the T.V. screens were flashing red with alerts.  

The Taliban Five terrorist swap for Bergdahl was off the front page.  The invasion of the Crimea by Putin hadn't been in the news for weeks.  The IRS Lois Lerner scandal was a FOX news story and the rest of the media simply followed the brown children story.

Barack knew he was slipping but the illegal alien stories kept the media off his back because after all it was about the colored children and not so much about the Islamic Muslim killers known as the ISIS at the far end of the world.

Barack was having some fun again but he had no intentions in staying home for the summer.  The White House was the symbol of the White Man's club and Michelle didn't even like to eat there anymore.

Barack was thinking about suing the GOP for being stupid and had warned them to back off on suing him for his executive orders.  If they pushed too hard he would make legal 15 million brown people hiding in the urban areas of America.

His hidden eye men (NSA) kept him up to speed on all the chatter and every other delivery truck in America had an FBI agent eating his lunch and watching his enemies.

The insurance companies were pushing some because ObamaCare would cost them billions of dollars and they wanted some cash.  As Barack cavorted with supporters the insurance companies didn't appreciate his antics and wanted money.

Barack kind of thought that Lois Lerner of the IRS and her fraudulent claims about lost emails would end up in jail but that was Holder's problem.