The Negro doorman helped the DHS stuff Barack Obama into the police car - Department of Homeland Security - Free French - Terrorist Threat - Secret Service - ISIS ISIL -

The Negro doorman at the hotel sympathetically watched Barack Obama being handcuffed and stuffed into the DHS Department of Homeland Security police car waiting at the curb.  Only minutes before Barack Obama had been tramping around the hotel bar watching the girls until they flirted back.  He looked eye-weary drunk and his roaring about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was tiring even to the casual visitors inside the lobby on this rainy day in New York City.

Assistant hotel manager Alan Johnson was the first hotel employee to call the cops because the French convention guests were tired of hearing Barack Obama talk trash about French girls, French music and Islamic Terrorists in some spirited conversation with the local prostitute that works the end of the bar on Thursday afternoons.

The homesick citizens of France were worried sick about the attack on Paris and this low life Barack Obama, recently impeached president, was drunk on his ass as the Secret Service boys were smoking in a booth and playing grab ass with the girls.

One lady was to the point of tears but it was Monsieur McMillian that knocked the impeached president on his ass and with great imagination poured a full pitcher of ice cold beer over president Obama's head.

When the Secret Service scooped up the Monsieur that's when the real bar fight got started and it was the French against the U.S. Secret Services.  Now Europeans may not understand all our laws but some of the young men sure knew how to fight.

When the Secret Service called the cops and the cops called the DHS that's when all the painstaking reports started.  Three, maybe four hours later all the local cop reports were done, Barack Obama was cuffed and stuffed and three Frenchmen were on the way to the local hospital.

There were going to be some really wild quotes in the press Friday morning as slander always occurs at the exact same time as fist fights.  On balance the free French won the fight even though the judge would show little affection.  With little respect the DHS stuffed Barack Obama as he was chirping less and crying more.

The chartered bus showed up for the Secret Service and the security teams loaded up half drunk and half falling.

If the French ever need some help with those damn Terrorist maybe they should call some schoolboys because government agents suck.