We're starting to open up that old cellar door on Marco Rubio but you guessed it the court records concerning his arrest have been destroyed.

I guess you already know that a politician like Marco Rubio is kind of like growing mushrooms in your basement.  Politicians are grown on horse manure or in Marco Rubio's case Bull Sh.it (BS) so you need to wonder about the constant smell.

We're starting to open up that old cellar door on Marco Rubio but you guessed it the court records concerning his arrest have been destroyed.  I guess he looked pretty made way back in 1990 when they cuffed his ass up and stuffed him inside a police car.  This was most likely the first verifiable layer of horse manure which became his foundation as an upstanding Hispanic living the American dream.

Most politicians look interesting until you learn the entire story or at least a partial truth that's never talked about.  I guess Marco Rubio was born with a bit of gamblers blood running through his veins because his lack of cash has never stopped him from climbing to the next level.   You can be sure there was a lot of road blocks for Rubio on his highway to success but paying his bills was a big one.  He at last talked his way into office and got paid, then got a book deal and then bought a boat. 

It seems he's an anchor baby from Cuba but he's still white enough and cool enough in Florida surrounded by Cuban's to gain political power for favors. 

Marco Rubio needs a lot of horse manure so you can expect some endless chain of people helping him but not being able to show one Rubio accomplishment.

With proper watering, ventilating and manure he should last through South Carolina if the media doesn't look to close into his background.  The decomposition of his history isn't that tough because people are starting to talk.

Fortunately manure will lose some of its odor in time but you're always going to look around for what smells too ripe as the political race gets hot this summer.

You best not harvest this Rubio mushroom, 

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