My little bitch dog kept barking and then barked some more. The little bitch wanted to be a big dog and get off the porch so we let her, that was a mistake.
Each and every time she spotted that Trump German Shepard dog strutting down the street and lifting his leg she started barking.
Sure, we named her Hillary but not because she barks all the time or that she's a little on the stupid side we did it to piss off our neighbors. When they put their Vote for Clinton sign in their front yard by wife started calling Hillary that "Bitch" and I first thought she was talking about the dog, the one with bad habits, chews up shoes, pisses on the carpet, eats like a pig and barks about something all time.
Why would you have named her?
My bitch is called Hillary.
Yes, that makes Hillary a bitch.
We have another dog named Bernie, cute little thing, not much barking.
Any idea what we named the cat?
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