Rubio The Robot; Marco Rubio busted as a political robot that can only offer up poll driven talking points, not thinking, not listening, just talking points. As Marco Rubio shifts left and then right again voters and the media got his number during the last debate, he's a robot, the tin man talks but has no heart. We need better than a Rubio Robot - we've had enough of the establishment poll driven b.s., somebody unplug Marco The Robot.
The CNN and FOX News reporters wondered "What good is it?" as they watched the Marco Rubio Robot answer frequently asked questions with the same exact words over and over again all across the country. The shorter cylindrical machine called "Rubio The Robot" looks just like a real human being and it's builders are proud.
The CNN and FOX News reporters wondered "What good is it?" as they watched the Marco Rubio Robot answer frequently asked questions with the same exact words over and over again all across the country. The shorter cylindrical machine called "Rubio The Robot" looks just like a real human being and it's builders are proud.
"The technology required to make Rubio The Robot work all the time is expensive" but the CNN and FOX News reporters noticed that when Rubio The Robot was confronted with some question for the first time the little talking machine kept using the same responses over and over again.
When you see Rubio The Robot for the first time the little guy is really impressive and he's a lot more than some technology stuffed inside a tin electronic gadget. Resembling a talking Senator with a heart it became apparent to CNN and FOX News that the little mechanical man didn't mean a word he said but he kept saying it. With some bewilderment the main media caught on during the last debate and Rubio The Robot gives off this uneasy feeling like a diesel Volkswagen getting a smog test.
Now don't think Rubio The Robot "Marco Rubio" is the first political robot because you can see and hear Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Jeb Bush and Barack Obama doing the same thing, it's kind of like their connected by wi-fi at times from the White House. The CNN reported, what they thought, on the back of the head of Rubio The Robot they had noticed the power on/off switch with a couple other switches.
Marco Rubio is not very accomplished unless you want millions of illegal aliens in our schools and hospitals, taking jobs and scooping up welfare benefits but Rubio The Robot seems to have a left and right wheel running at the same time. If you take out the Rubio The Robot speaker he's not bad looking but the receiver fails often even with his atenna sticking out of the top of his head. The controlled voice and functions are just a little fake but he does want to be President of the United States. With some kind of transmitter his donors can control his speaking and even his forward motion.
MSNBC reported seeing some plastic electrical tape over the Rubio The Robot exhaust flex tubing arms holding relays in place for the debates. Rubio The Robot's behavior becomes erratic so maybe he was built in Cuba and they created a monster. But, we're told that everybody can afford one, just send your money in and wait for U.P.S. even though Amazon won't carry the older models, just this new that wants to build a border fence and run away from his little bitty record working with the Democratic radicals.
The Rubio The Robot 2016 model can be fun and is priced right. Physically a little short and squatty and too robotish during debates upgrades are planned. But, the domed can of electronics fooled a lot of people and the warmer looking paint makes Rubio The Robot look just like Marco Rubio, the anchor baby from Cuba.
If they can fix the wheel slippage and that weird left then right movements they could sell a lot more, some say.
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