Maybe the Megyn Kelly Blonde Baby Doll thought she would be prosperous and content in Donald Trumps Home but it wasn't long she was locked away in his bedroom.
He pulled open the wooden
drawer on the bureau and took out the
wooden box that was handsome and polished, surely very expensive as Donald
Trump doesn't collect junk, only antiques.
He wanted to be stripped down and get ready for bed as he heard the bath water being poured by his lady friend. With her sponge, soap, pumice and towel she would bathe him and then dress him for bed in wide wraps of colorful cloth and her touch would be warm as milk.
Donald Trump lifted the
hinged box lid and brought out the pale and strangely expressionless doll of Megyn
Kelly. He lit a cigarette and remembered the day he bought Megyn Kelly from the shopkeeper. He had finally agreed to the high price so once in a while he would take her out of her box and just look at her. Sometimes he felt that Megyn Kelly was watching him as he looked at her tiny pink finger nails, polished but cracked.
As he often does he smiled at the
Kelly doll and noticed that her blonde hair was out of place and off color,
maybe he should have paid more but she hadn't been cheap. She had a bolt missing from her belly button and a few knots in her blonde hair and some thickening in her head but she was the original Megyn Kelly blonde doll. Every man wanted one and after all she was electrified by batteries which made her talk and wiggle her hips back and forth.
Donald Trump knew that Megyn
Kelly didn't work anymore but he still enjoyed looking at her knowing that he
could fix her if he wanted. How much could it really cost to crank her up again and smooth out her buttocks that had moved down some. When she was new she was thin and smooth and her nakedness for a doll was unexpected perfection that kind of made Donald ashamed to look.
The Megyn Kelly talking doll
at one time was very popular, she had been featured on T.V. and was all the
rage. It was a pity that her popularity dropped off but maybe it would increase her value as she ages.
Donald turned her over and admired
her and turned her over in his hands again noticing her dress would have to be redone
as it had become faded and frail while lying her face down on the bureau.
He then took the time to
unbutton her dress to reset her mechanism so maybe should could talk again. Megyn Kelly was in her own mindless boredom now just spread out looking helpless during her hibernation.
Isn't she beautiful he said
to himself with nobody around.
He felt a little uneasy but
he smiled again and put Megyn Kelly back in her polished box always feeling
that he kind of killed her by breaking her talking head mechanism.
Maybe he would fix her up
one day, too early to say.
With the half-light in the room he placed the box back inside the drawer and went to his favorite armchair and closed his eyes for a while. He would enjoy his bath tonight as a hungry voice told him the bath water was ready.
Donald Trump realized that it was kind of nice not having the Megyn Kelly doll talking all the time as the white-jacketed boy brought him his night cap and then quickly left his room.
Donalds herbalilst has suggested some Chinese black tea to settle his nerves over super but the little Communist was almost incoherent because he drank too much.
He would climb into bed soon after his bath and get a good nights sleep and with an awkward pause he thought he heard Megyn Kelly talking across the room. He would indulge his fantasy for a couple of seconds but looked away.
He shook his head and produced a fist full of coins out of his pocket and tossed them on the table. He liked the sound, a lot better than Megyn Kelly's noise.
He lit another cigarette,
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