After all, he was a democrat. Stripped to the waist and with his pants pulled down to his ankles Bill Clinton whipped out his little Johnson as Hillary Clinton looked out

Stripped to the waist and with his pants pulled down to his ankles  Bill Clinton whipped out his little Johnson as Hillary Clinton looked out, and surprisingly amused by her husbands tiny bait.  They joked together, that it wasn't much of a Clinton Foundation. 

She tried to take his picture with her phone but she had the wrong one, she had the State Department phone, not the one she used for fun and youtube.  

Hillary Clinton yelled at Huma and told her to take a picture of Bill Clinton standing on the rock in the middle of the river playing with his Johnson.  Hillary wasn't that amused when Huma Abedin told her boss that she had a picture of Bill's little Johnson because Cheryl Mills sent it to her by way of the private email server. 

Hillary Clinton looked around and made sure nobody heard Huma and then gave her personal assistance the finger and the secret Muslim Brotherhood f.ck you sign that only the insiders know.

Huma responded by unfurling her long hair from her Islamic scarf and waded into the cold water and started toward Bill Clinton, still playing with his little Johnson.  The swollen river was kind of tough to navigate but Huma got to Bill and right on schedule Bill tried to get to Huma but the little boy Johnson was kind of cold and not working too well. 

Carefully, lovingly even, Huma tried to help Bill get up to the challenge but little Johnson refused all the help. Bill Clinton started blinking, breathing deeply he took little Johnson into his left palm and happily found the little guy trying. 

Hillary Clinton was watching the two play as Bill's dimensions were changing by the minute now and she was proud of him... the old man still had it.

As Bill grew stronger and stronger his legs started trembling which meant he was almost done before he got his little Johnson up so speed.  Hillary was overcome with laughter as Bill finished and Huma examined the little guy going back to normal.

Unspeaking Bill turned away from the girls, it was his way.

He bloomed but always too fast or too late.

After all, he was a democrat.