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The Mixed Bag The Little History of Jeb Bush that nobody wants to learn.  Imagine Jeb Bush, stripped to his waist and his trousers rolled up to his knees playing Tarzan in Mexico and finding Columbia down by the river on the U.S. Open Border?

On his back he carried the Mexican girl named Columbia across the river and enters America, hiding her and feeding her as her dark hair flaps in the wind under the American flag.  Only a Bush could sneak in an Illegal alien back then, money and power equals get the girl no matter where you find her.

Now at one point Jeb Bush was standing in the middle of the river on a rock trying to cross it so you must ask; why did he bring another wetback into America?

On his back he carried Columbia ( his Mexican chick ) and the swollen river surrounded them but he was determined, regardless of any laws, to help the illegal alien cross the river into America.  Now Jeb Bush wants to be in charge of the border, what a laugh.

As he carried the illegal girl to paradise she was clinging to him for dear life and had her arms around his neck ( just like illegal aliens do today with the taxpayers ) and her face half buried in his soaking wet hair.  They were half way across but they still had to be careful as the U.S. Border Patrol was always watching.

She would miss the banana trees but Jeb had told her not to worry, they bring banana's into the United States, using the bridge over there to his left, pointing at the Mexican trucks crossing the borders with more imports, including banana's.

Columbia was very anxious but the boy Jeb Bush was her hero and he was smiling at her as he stepped back into the river.  He was so glad he had dodged the war in Vietnam and crossing this river was no big deal, nobody was shooting at them.

He blinked several times as the water splashed his face and he breathed deeply as Columbia was getting heavy, he was also hoping she was knocked up as their first kid could be the anchor baby they had planned. 

In less than an hour they were sitting in the mud on the American side of the river in the middle of a bunch of goat droppings.

Jeb Bush felt a little faint and they were both trembling from the cold water but every minute they grew stronger.  Jeb had got his wetback across the river and the trickster had fooled the law, not one border patrol agent in site.

Columbia was about too tired to move and with great care took off Jeb's pants and moved her hands down stairs as she descended upon him.

Unspeaking Jeb Bush leaned his head back and clung tightly to her as he swelled with pride as he felt the force of her breeze.  

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