Hillary Clinton took out a cigarette from her silver case and waited for Joe Biden to light her up as his gesture of friendship. Everything changed this weekend, they had three days to change the rules so Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton got under the covers together.
The long weekend was used to change the Hillary Clinton campaign and even change her image, a total makeover, somebody new. Hillary Clinton is losing to Donald Trump but she's also losing to Joe Biden, the guy holding the match flame against her cigarette.
People close to her could tell Hillary was excited because the game change was her idea and it was bound to piss off Barack Obama as she sucked powerfully and exhaled cigarette smoke all over Bill Clinton sitting next to her.
Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and the DNC had worked for three days as Hillary exhaled more smoke except this time through her nose. The new deal had nothing to do with black lives matter, cleaning up city slums or even building skyscrapers taller than the Trump tower, it was all about power.
Hillary's voice punctuated her excitement "Vice President Clinton" "I like that sound of that Joe." and then replaced the cigarette to her lips.
Bill, Hillary and Joe had some extraordinary tedious evenings but the deal was struck and Joe Biden would be President of the United States and Hillary Clinton would become the first woman Vice President of the United States, and Bill Clinton the newest Secretary of State for America.
The media empires of ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN along with The New York Times and Boston Globe were going to receive the sensational news all at the same time and it would surely knock the B.S. out of Trump.
The DNC leadership DNC Chair Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz would announce the official presidential ticket for the 2016 Democratic National elections as Joe Biden for President, Hillary Rodham Clinton for Vice President and once confirmed the impeached Bill Clinton for Secretary of State, it was the winning ticket.
Without raising a hand of violence they could rid the world of Donald Trump, flush the negro Barack Obama and take the White House and gain total control.
Bending double to cough and clear her throat Hillary was gasping for air as the cigarette smoking gig was getting to her lungs. The new plan would lock up the negro vote and the latino vote but the hardest part was already done. The Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation would fund the three campaigns as Hillary sighed and ran her fingers through her long fake blonde hair and kicked her shoes off.
There was no difference to real life and acting when it came to national politics so Hillary relaxed and took up her glass of Whiskey and joined the boys in drinking. Behind the twelve foot tall fence Joe Biden was half drunk, Bill was all drunk and Hillary planned on catching up. The grief plan for Joe Biden had really worked as the public was almost begging Joe to run despite his grief for his dead and buried son.
"A mysterious business politics" Joe Biden said as he looked across the yard at Abedin speaking on her cell phone. "That bitch is slender and shrewd Hillary, so watch out for her and Weinner boy!" remembering the insincerity of the Weinner family when Weinner was flashing the world with his prick.
Bill Clinton peaked over his whiskey glass; "Planned Parenthood will donate a pound of flesh." Hillary looked around and saw Bill Clinton smiling entirely for his own amusement.
Joe said "Their killing to many voters, don't they know there are only ten little negroes!" as they all laughed teetering on being drunk on their ass.
"Ah, yes, back to Donald Trump"
Robber girl poured herself another whiskey.
They had all night.
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