Lois Lerner IRS Spy Agency NSA IRS DOD ATFX EPA It seems that Lois Lerner of the IRS is a Nympho, Boris knew a lot about Lois Lerner and as he ate his dinner behind the closed door inside his government office he couldn't help but smile. Abruptly, the IRS Internal Revenue Service broadcasted to the world that they had lost all Lois Lerner's email surely helping the difficult breathing of the White House and IRS officials.

It seems that Lois Lerner of the IRS is a Nympho, Boris knew a lot about Lois Lerner and as he ate his dinner behind the closed door inside his government office he couldn't help but smile. Abruptly, the IRS Internal Revenue Service broadcasted to the world that they had lost all Lois Lerner's email surely helping the difficult breathing of the White House and IRS officials.

While Boris was munching his Whopper from Burger King he realized that Barack Obama had served up an excellent whopper of his own.  In the midst of all the pleasantries of ISIS killing Iraq Army personnel the Obama White House dumps the email news on Friday.

With Congress breathing down Obama's neck  about a host of scandals Boris knew that it was hot in the White House.  In the center of the story was this middle aged woman named  Lois Lerner that had been pulling Nazi tricks on the Tea Party and got caught with her hands around the constitution, trying to choke it to death.

Anybody or everybody that knew Lois Lerner knew she was a nympho queen when it came to her email activity.  Boris was sure Lerner would rather play with her email than any other of her impulsive behavioral activities.   Boris had heard rumors about alcohol, maybe some drugs but especially he heard about Lois and her email.

Lois Lerner and her email masturbation was almost renowned inside the IRS so Congress would find the thousands of her messages sitting on servers around the world.

Boris also knew that the wooden soldiers at the DOJ Department of Justice under Eric Holder would smash any attempt to go after Obama, Lerner, Pelosi, Reid, Clinton or any other top ranking White House and Government officials.  Richard Nixon was the king of secrets but Obama just took the lead and the IRS masquerading as a cyber victim wouldn't last through dinner next week.  Boris knew somebody was going to jail for obstruction but the secret police of the NSA, DOD, FBI, ATFX and all the others would be tough to break.

The pudgy Boris Mihailovich looked at the skyline of Manhattan and wondered if he would ever be promoted to general inside the faceless Soviet Union Russian spy agency.  Putin had developed resources around the world and Boris was a big shot at the U.N. United Nations and could handle more power from Moscow.

He had been ordered to get the Lois Lerner's emails from the NSA National Security Agency and if he could pull it off Boris would be a general, maybe two stars.  From his inner sanctum at the U.N. Boris had been working on the emails for months and using his Hollywood Connections, Mexican Drug Lords and Border Patrol Agents the Russian master was coming to America, in fact, he walked across the border today.