What if, She was sure that it was better than sex but, she wasn't sure. Lois Lerner squealed when she heard that the IRS
had lost all her email, she had cavorted enough with the White House to be
jailed for twenty years. Lois feeling naked, looked around her home, wondering about those emails, the negro jokes, the nude pictures, even the guy that claimed he was her carpenter. She wondered if FOX news would find out about Barack Obama's brother and that special exemption granted by the I.R.S. with her signature on the form. That damn NSA had everything, maybe even Snowden, maybe even Putin had them inside the Soviet Union Communist Russia, damn them all. She looked up from her keyboard and was mostly afraid to respond to the White House Email, someone would know, the NSA could see every stroke, she was out of options.
When Lois Lerner lost her grip, the secret was
out, her and other's, very close to the President, lots of people in Congress
had done everything to crush the Tea Party, illegal or not. The White House Czars assured her that everything was going to be o.k. with Cummings on the Congressional staff, blocking the chairman from going too far with the investigation. It could be worse, look at Hillary and Benghazi, as far as Lois Lerner knew, nobody was killed, at least not yet.
She had faked a lot of stuff and the serious
crimes Lois Lerner had committed would send her to prison. She was at home now,
retired but surrounded by high priced lawyers.
She was thinking about applying for permanent disability and she had
enough friends inside the government to gain approval. So, she had stayed at home away from the
press, the girl next door bought her groceries but naturally the press was
waiting for her to step outside.
That giant hidden eye of FOX News never guessed
so she kept an eye out for the panel-type truck parked down the road. It was either the FBI, NSA or FOX news. The
IRS said they lost all the Lois Lerner emails but, the IRS policy said she was
required to print and retain all her emails, she never guessed it would get
this bad as her shoulders curved down in depression.
They would get her for perjury if she testified
before Congress and the White House wanted her to keep her mouth shut. She didn't want to have a well-timed flat
tire on some dark road and a bullet in the head, she even bought a gun. She already knew she was being followed by a
private detective, some patriot keeping tabs on her, taking photographs,
bugging her phone, following her when she left the house.
When she got the news about the lost emails she
giggled and squealed but she could scarcely deny she was scared to death.
The older man had warned her, keep your mouth
shut, the house has you covered and then he handed her the envelope. It should be $50,000 in cash up front and
another fifty in six months to keep her going but she didn't open the brown
envelope.
Successfully she had stalled the entire Congress
but they had extremely long arms and memories.
She had been dating the carpenter that remodeled her kitchen and she
wished he was around today. He offered
her concealment at his summer cabin but he warned her it was a roughneck cabin
and it only had one bed and a john house outside. With plenty of ingenuity he had been trying
to get into her panties and she liked the idea of the adventure.
Convincingly she gave him a kiss one night, kind
of a private lesson and they ended up in her car, inside the garage and had her
bouncing off the dashboard.
In general her life was a mess, she had made a
good living but, she didn't know her hammering friend was a patriot working under adverse
conditions. Lois Lerner had problems. Her emails are being hunted by Congress, not for the text of the emails but, for the attachment. They were going to be hard to explain. Those images and jokes, never to be exposed, even Lois Lerner didn't know about the NSA keeping every stroke of her keyboard, jail was in her future.
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